Martha's Vineyardians

 You learn something about humanity when you drive through places like Nantucket and Montauk.

I just overheard this girl say on the phone, “I mean, it’s not suit and tie, necessarily, but you will see a lot of Nantucket red, sundresses and big hats.”

  

Whatever the hell that event is, I do not want to go.  I just Googled “Nantucket red.”  It’s actually a thing, and you immediately know what she is talking about.  Such a pretentious color.  Totally a “I spend my summers in the Hamptons” look.  People whose parents paid for college and everything always, who say, "I'm not rich, my parents are rich."   With boat shoes.  And aviators. 

Check out this picture of the Pope that was in the Wall Street Journal.  I want to hang out with this Pope.  He looks like he is ordering shots.  This is the Pope.  This is the Pope on drugs.

I wonder how the Pope feels about Nantucket Red.