Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I thought we had an agreement with Pigeons?

Pigeons are so arrogant.

And in exchange for dealing with this arrogance, I thought we had an agreement where we tolerate their arrogance in exchange for them yielding.

I kicked my second pigeon in 3 months today.


I'm not sorry.  They think I'm going to walk around.  I'm not walking around.  Nope.  Brace yourself for impact, Pigeon.

Things I abhor because they are also arrogant:
  • Lilies (native Maryland lilies).  They just grow wherever, they don't care.  They will hop the cute little brick fence you made and grow wherever.  
  • Geese.  I can't stress this enough.  They have no manners whatsoever.  Who do they think they are?
Nature can be quite tenacious. 


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